Love: Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my...

By Anonymous - 02/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML

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By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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Brained

By Qwizzyk - 24/04/2024 17:00 - Russia - Tula

Today, I was riding my scooter at a skate park. I was wearing a helmet, but I got hot, so I took it off. Within the next minute, I fell off my scooter and cut my head open. I had to get four stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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Happy feet

By Penguin Slide - 16/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I went ice skating at a place with the most terrible rental skates. Pair 1 was too worn out, pair 2 too small, pair 3 damaged inside. I thought pair 4 was finally a winner, until I got on the ice and realized the blades were fucked. I went flying forward, landed hard, and slid across the ice like a penguin. FML

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mack1688 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:12

as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.

memo619 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:19

I'm pretty sure you impressed him he never saw it coming

Comments

ohthebloodygore 16

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:16

60, it is a stretch considering that there are many women who date women and aren't lesbians. No, I was not a lesbian or bisexual. I'm pansexual, and yes there is a difference. I don't mind dating transgendered people.

you_failed 15

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:18

Haha! Good question! xD

epicenur 2

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:30

sum1 is not getting to 1st base

z0mbieT3ddyB3ar 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:33

good job.

valalvax 13

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:34

what kind of bike?

she9909 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:35

#40 and #59 the OP put "the guy I really liked" they put GUY

faitherss 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 5:44

don't ever try to impress anyone chica! be yourself! no matter how much you like or think you love someone, if they don't like you or you then that's most likely their fault! But I think if the date went good other than that and you were yourself. There is always still a chance for a second date. If so remember... ALWAYS be yourself! But that stinks I'm sorry girl!