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By badluck - 21/07/2014 19:31 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML

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By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2019 14:25

Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML

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By undanya__four - 10/04/2015 20:19 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML

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By failure - 29/07/2011 06:19 - United States

Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML

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By BrokeInLove - 30/06/2009 19:55 - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

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By 34_22_34 - 28/07/2010 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML

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By arthise - 09/10/2013 07:03 - United States - Evansville

Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML

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By oregongrl1991 - 29/01/2010 03:32 - France

Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2010 05:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size, he asked for me to find a ring that I liked, and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh, the generosity. FML

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KitchKraft 21

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:48

Sounds like he didn't think that out very carefully.

Advising 17

Tuesday 22 July 2014 0:48

It's the thought that counts :)

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heyyjessi 8

Wednesday 23 July 2014 14:39

It would've been a good idea if he could afford the ring, because if you'd said no then he wouldn't have to return it, at least.

cappellaaa 23

Wednesday 23 July 2014 16:52

at least you got engaged. you'll get the ring sometime down the road. sorry op

Bartolomeu 3

Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:22

Am I the only one that sees that this guy is a genius? What if OP had said "no"? No money wasted on a ring. But congrats anyway ^^

TwentyFourBeerz 18

Thursday 24 July 2014 4:01

Hate puns

Firewielder 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:04

I feel really bad for him! Just think though, it would have been really cool and sweet if it had worked out!

ExiledRemixx 13

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:06

Congrats on her saying yes but sorry to hear that bud.

dresnick 8

Sunday 27 July 2014 7:00

wow

LunarServant 10

Monday 28 July 2014 5:25

sounds like somebody's sued

claudia19801811 14

Thursday 31 July 2014 14:04

Yea but hey earn enough to buy it then propose again

sugarmonster42 7

Monday 4 August 2014 2:39

Well he tried lol

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