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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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joea21 21

Friday 14 February 2014 8:48

I hope you danced with him as revenge for your gf saying yes. That would show her!

zaise_chsa 19

Friday 14 February 2014 8:47

Well did you say yes?

Comments

LennyComa 39

Friday 14 February 2014 12:18

Work it honey. You still got it.

mkayden 23

Friday 14 February 2014 12:26

That's a compliment. I'd be flattered.

Wakachulak 22

Friday 14 February 2014 12:34

23, you're just being annoying.

savannaharstill 8

Friday 14 February 2014 13:20

Maybe the other guy realized what a bitch she was and that's why he changed his mind.

DovakinPrincess 5

Friday 14 February 2014 13:22

to GF: Apply Burn Ointment as needed lol

KittyChesire 12

Friday 14 February 2014 13:26

Take it as a compliment, he thinks you're attractive,this isn't a fml.

cathrope 10

Friday 14 February 2014 13:28

This made me laugh

vlalam 24

Friday 14 February 2014 13:31

Karma is on ur side my friend.. Did u dance with him atleast?

Broctoroc 8

Friday 14 February 2014 13:39

The proper way to cut in is to ask the man permission to take his girl for a dance. Of course we wasn't asking her. If he were asking her, THEN he would have wanted to dance with the guy. You don't ask the person you want to dance with if you can cut in, you ask their partner, so as to not be rude. It is also considered rude not to accept a cut-in in a formal situation, though I suspect the club is not a safe place to go dancing with random guys. There was a total misunderstanding of etiquette in this FML all the way around, not even mentioning the fact that OP's girlfriend would be so willing to let another man cut in in that kind of setting.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Friday 14 February 2014 18:01

The guy cutting in did it right, he addressed the partner of the person he wanted to dance with first. She just assumed he'd got it wrong and wanted to dance with her.

Broctoroc 8

Saturday 15 February 2014 2:27

If this was the case, the man would have moved to take his place with the other gentleman, as the other woman's "sure!" would have been taken as the permission he was seeking by asking her, rather than telling her that he was not talking to her. # 139 has the right of it.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 15 February 2014 3:22

FML entries are so short that you're probably reading too much into it. For all we know the girl may have moved in to dance before being told she was in the wrong.