Love: Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance...

By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By Greg - 11/02/2013 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By IcantDance! - 01/10/2012 16:05 - United States - Daphne

Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By lonelyboy101 - 27/08/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of a year. A guy starts hitting on her while I'm sitting right next to her. He then asks her to go back to his place for some fun, so I start laughing thinking that there is no chance she would even consider this. I walked home alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 00:39 - United States - Salem

Today, a guy I like asked me to a dance. Trying to act modest and at the same time compliment him, I told him, "You could do so much better, though." After thinking for a moment, he replied, "You're right, I could. Never mind," and walked away. FML

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joea21 21

Friday 14 February 2014 8:48

I hope you danced with him as revenge for your gf saying yes. That would show her!

zaise_chsa 19

Friday 14 February 2014 8:47

Well did you say yes?

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spikekutter 9

Friday 14 February 2014 9:48

hah, thats awesome..

AngelPendragon 9

Friday 14 February 2014 9:58

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TogeBara 12

Friday 14 February 2014 10:07

You are completely full of it if you think it is ok to dance with some other random guy while your S.O. is currently dancing with you. In fact, the only people it is OK to dance with are people like close friends of HIS choosing, best friends of the same gender, and family. You may have found someone that says it is ok, but in all honesty, it is insulting to the person you are dancing with as well as a damn good reason to drop you like a hot rock. If any girl I was with said yes to that question while we were dancing and we were actually together, I would dump her then and there in front of everyone then leave her to find her own ride. You should want to spend your time with your S.O. not some random asshat that wants in on some action. If I were the guy, I'd have danced with him then left her there alone.

cryssycakesx3 22

Friday 14 February 2014 22:33

wow, someone is bitter...

threer 30

Monday 17 February 2014 18:17

Who said you control her actions? Unless you both agree on it, you're just being controlling. Furthermore, who said you're the one driving her here? If you did, that's just plain douchebaggery over nothing; what kind of designated driver ditches their designated drivees??? Other than that, yes, I would dance with the guy and probably end up arguing with my SO.

valalvax 13

Friday 14 February 2014 9:59

You know, maybe the guy meant he was asking if it was ok with op to dance with his girl

theorist3 7

Friday 14 February 2014 10:17

This FML made my day! Love the twist at the end!

MoeYuset 6

Friday 14 February 2014 10:55

I only said you deserved it because lets face it- it's a unexpected compliment/good smack on the forehead for your GF for not wanting to have a romantic slow dance with her BF- and rather with a total stranger. Since you were with your significant other, it is considered bad form to dance with someone else at a slow dance so it doesn't matter if you declined him or not. That's your choice after all. I just hope you didn't post this because "ewww a gaaay asked me to dance ewww'', because thats how it reads on the surface. However, I hope thats just not the case.