Animals: Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was...

By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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You deserved it 1 083

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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You deserved it 2 745

By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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You deserved it 2 660

By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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You deserved it 5 594

Sorry Stuart…

By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00

Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML

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You deserved it 646

By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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You deserved it 4 041

Thanks Raymond

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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You deserved it 1 703

Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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You deserved it 7 162

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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You deserved it 3 729

Monado 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:19

New version of mouse trap?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:21

Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[

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Miko159 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 22:25

LOL that's s good one!

caitlyn_skater 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 22:30

aww poor mouse their grose but aww the little guy didn't do anything to deserve this:(

jellybeans4833 7

Saturday 17 July 2010 22:45

awweh u killed the poor cats dinner...now he'll have nothing to feed on -,-

MarkerofMagic 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 22:45

amen brother.

rockyraccoon28 8

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:08

it's clobbering time. poor little guy.

ipwnallmen 10

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:22

Noooo!!!! Mickey!!!!! why@!@ oh wait hes in florida aint he? then Nooo Master Splinter!!!!! Nooo!!! X'(

Ipreferbroccoli 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:26

Well aren't you well on your way to becoming Dexter's sidekick. Come on, it was an accident.

tayxlovesxchu 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 23:54

remember the game mouse trap? yeah, me neither

XoXoSLY 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:21

51 your so cruel!!!! I hate you.

modelshark 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 0:42

fatass

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Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML

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Today, I brought my little sons into work with me. I introduced them to my boss, who said to my shy kids, "You boys don't know me, do you? I'm Janice." The older one lit up and said, "Oh, I know you, mommy complains about you all the time." FML

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Today, I came home to to find my roommate spinning on a computer chair, shitting everywhere. He'd taken Peyote. Now the whole place smells of poop. FML

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Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

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Today, I decided to delete my Facebook account. My older sister repeatedly called me in tears asking why I'm cutting her out of my life. It seems I can't get rid of social media without my family taking offence. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were flipping through magazines and got on the topic of how airbrushed the girls were. My boyfriend then pointed out all of the flaws on my body that would need to be airbrushed away if I was in a magazine. FML

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Today, my boyfriend trapped me in a corner of our apartment and kept making sounds that he knows cause me to become violently angry (I have misophonia). He wouldn't stop, even though I was practically begging him to, and now he's mad that I freaked out and broke his nose to get away from him. FML

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Today, I got a call from the county’s courthouse where I used to live saying I was being sued for fraud and expected in court to defend myself. Apparently, my ex took a loan out in my name and now I get to pay $2300 worth of legal fees and restitution to this loan company. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry Stuart…

Thanks Raymond

Spooky

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