Animals: Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was...

By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

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By whydoihavecats - 04/08/2015 19:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

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You deserved it 2 661

By juwkgo - 17/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

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Sorry Stuart…

By connor1701 - 27/02/2017 20:00

Today, I went to put my coat on to go out. I put my hand in my pocket, not knowing there was a mouse sleeping in there. I squeezed it, it bit me and ran off. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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Thanks Raymond

By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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You deserved it 3 729

Monado 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:19

New version of mouse trap?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:21

Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[

Comments

mystic_star 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 5:34

more like fml for the mouse, how does killing it by accident affect yours?

spd2fst4u 5

Sunday 18 July 2010 5:35

did it pop and blow up too? cause it would be really messy if that really happened.

demonolish 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 5:57

WTF 32 ur a FROG

anlhawks 5

Sunday 18 July 2010 6:17

wow you idiot it's a mouse. f the poor mouses life

raininsnow 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 6:25

were you wearing shoes??? poor mouse...

blackwidowtaco 31

Monday 26 August 2013 22:43

Wtf does shoes have to do with him falling on it?

barrelroll1472 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 7:10

I know the guilty feeling, my friend pushed me and I stepped back and squished a mouse behind me, my week was ruined. :'(

zjuan 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 7:25

ouchh

Rickyretardo 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 7:43

I hate all the weak ppl like the op out there but I'm only 13 I would just scrape it off my shoe and laugh! realy ppl stop being so emotional and wousie like!!! >:(