By killer - 17/07/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 838
You deserved it 8 117

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ArtIsResistance7 1

Your cat-like reflexes would make you an excellent ninja. Poor mousie :[

Comments

sallen0046 4

It's a mouse. Why the hell are you trying to get away from it in the first place? A bear, sure. Maybe even a gigantic city rat, but a mouse? And of course it crunched, it's got bones, what else would you have expected it to do? It's not a pile of jello.

puppyloverpeace 1

you shouldn't kill anything you aren't going to eat! ha maybe it was one of the three blind mice?

trippin10 0

how is that FYL??shouldn't the rat be sayin FML, because you crunched him.

xoKylie 0

How could the mouse say FML when it's dead?

ArtIsResistance7 1

Ghost mouse! FYI, rats and mice are different...

r6_fml 4

dear lord, please send the crunched mouse back as a zombie so that I may feed it to my snake and turn him into a zombie for my traveling zombie snake circus. amen

trippin10 0

35, idk lol but the fml shuldnt be fhl.. it shuld be fml for the mouse

op if you were not as fat as you are you would have jumped higher or even over the wall and even if you landed on it it would have lived but coz your too lazy to do excersize and are always thinking about your next meal you killed the poor thing

You don't have to be fat to kill something like a mouse. I'm pretty sure that if my 10 year old sister jumped and fell down on a mouse, it would die. and it's not like she did it on purpose.

r6_fml 4

how much weight do you think it really takes to crush a mouse? do you think you could jump on a mouse without smashing it?

Well maybe this guy could jump on a mouse and not crush it.... kinda looks lime a dwarf. And my axe!

GermanBoy0_0 0

That's gonna make for great dinner time conversation