By peepeepainter - 07/01/2014 02:25 - United States - Jasper

Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML
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afulcer 11

Oh that stinks... I hope you can paint over it with white!

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zoegirl_455 30

Quick! paint everything black and claim you were influenced by the Rolling Stones

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Jasmeent11 15

Maybe a subconscious sign? ---> I'm out

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steffidallasbfl 16

Should've left it and asked if someone could paint over it with white

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Cass_x 22

paint it over with white. or paint the whole white part black.

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perdix 29

Draw a bun around it to make it ambiguous. It could look like a hot dog or anal sex. That will really sort out which parishioners are on Team Satan.

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5destroyer35 20

If Team Rocket blasts off, what does Team Satan do *inflamed right eye emoticon*

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5destroyer35 20

I really should, shouldn't I. I think, if just for the sake of discussion, we should see how much of a fool I make of myself. Fun for the whole family, eh?

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katties 27

You could try to cover it up with the black square of Malevich as a symbol of the universe - God's creation ;D

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murdersquirrel 15

just tell someone and fix it? you could probably sand it out enough that it won't show through a touch up of white. accidents happen. and they should forgive you.

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perdix 29

You need to go back and add veins, hairy balls and an arcing rope of spooge, for in Proverbs it says: "Tis better to be considered a sex pervert than a clumsy oaf." Can I have an "amen?"

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arandomusernameaa 20

The 60 shades version...

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Ihavegas 22

y u no make black cross??

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