Miscellaneous: Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside....

By name50 - 07/02/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Harriett - 27/09/2024 06:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I was out shopping with my friends when I saw my ex. I instinctively tried to hide by quickly turning around and walking into a store. It was a mirror. I walked straight into my own reflection. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By i see fat people - 07/12/2012 21:10 - Australia - Canberra

Today, I finally felt motivated to do some exercise. As I got my weights out, I noticed out of the corner of my eye someone moving about outside my window. I got scared and dropped a weight on my foot. The person outside was my own reflection. FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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By cammy123 - 08/05/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I went to Target. I was on my way to the bathroom when I find a huge mirror. No one was around so I started to see how my butt looked in my jeans, checked up my nose and fixed my bra. An older woman then walks out of a door next to the mirror and explains that it's a two-way mirror. FML

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By Youknowwho - 18/01/2009 02:55 - Australia

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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kighrawr 0

Friday 13 February 2009 8:35

This almost made me cry of laughter.

twilightobsesser 0

Friday 6 March 2009 4:43

Ha-ha. douche bag.

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cra_z_turtle 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 5:25

you didn't recognize yourself?!

domino57 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:08

hahha i literally just laughed out loud. thanks dude, you just made my day. btw, it sucks your fat and ugly. like seriously. sorry.

domino57 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:07

hahha i literally just laughed out loud. thanks dude, you just made my day. btw, it sucks your fat and ugly. like seriously. sorry.

almostouttt 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:51

...when was the last time you had looked in the mirror, dumass ?

ilyrwr 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 7:50

you spelled dumbass wrong smarty

yecam 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 17:27

how could you not recognize yourself? it's really sad that a fat, ugly person was laughing at another fat, ugly person. and it's even more sad that it was yourself. this seems fake, i don't think anyone can be that dumb.

hawaiianxpunchx3 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 18:24

wow thats really mean that you would laugh at someone because of that. really mature.

Scrambles 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 7:46

I agree with #1. Also, your inner beauty needs a serious make over.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 28 March 2009 4:14

You would laugh at a fat ugly person? Bitch.

kat0ria 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:40

Wow... I can't decide what's worse, that you couldn't tell it was your reflection at first, or that you'd laugh at a 'fat, ugly person.'

elisabeth96 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 6:02

HAHAHAHAHAA. imma die of laughter. LOL. thanks, fatass.

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