Kids: Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house...

By divorced - 07/03/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, I was picking up my daughter from my ex-husband's house and his new girlfriend was there. I said to my daughter that it was time to leave and she clung to his girlfriend and said, "Mommy, I don't want to leave." She wasn't talking to me. FML

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By mommy - 18/04/2014 02:31 - United States - North Andover

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them. Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I asked her name. My kids unhesitatingly blurted out, "Mom". FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML

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By knew that kid looked familiar - 06/10/2021 17:00

Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By crzyry - 23/02/2012 03:49 - Canada

Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2016 16:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, my ex-husband introduced our daughter to her "new mommy". That's the third time this year. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2010 14:35 - Taiwan

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML

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By LifeSucks - 29/10/2008 11:57 - Canada

Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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By TooMuchForToLittle - 06/09/2021 11:00

Today, yet again, my 3 year-old daughter came home from a few hours with her father, screams and cries over everything, and when she realizes it won't get her anywhere, screams at me that she hates me and that she wants to go home. I calmly told her she is home, and she screamed, "This is not home!" FML

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keke_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:51

you can probably blame your ex-husband for that

tigergirl72 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 2:54

that's horrible!! i feel so bad for you. hope things work out

Comments

academicdinosaur 1

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:00

Dude that sucks! ): Hope you get everything worked out alright... DAMN. I would be pissed. "mommy" WTF?

tizzle1051 3

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:28

omg im sorry i would never in my life call my stepmother mommy and im 11 so i have a long live 2 live i feel reall y bad maybe u should have a talk with her

tizzle1051 3

Wednesday 8 April 2009 22:30

omg im sorry i would never in my life call my stepmother mommy and im 11 so i have a long life 2 live i feel reall y bad maybe u should have a talk with her

WildBill1337 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 3:14

all this divorce......America........[sigh]

0hh_snap 0

Friday 17 April 2009 21:57

Who the hell does she think she is telling YOUR child to call her "mommy?" You bore that baby, she wasn't there for the child birth. She just one of those bitches that just wants to play house. This whole thing is just a game to her. Don't talk to her about it because she hates your guts and is ready for a fight. Trust me, those kind of girls think through what to say to make you feel like shit. Talk to your ex about it tell him that if you ever hear your daughter call his bitch that again, he'll have to pick up his bald bitch off the ground. Urrg, that makes me so mad.

lizzi6692 7

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:50

i am a new gf of a man with a little boy, and i resent your comments. Just because she isn't the first wife doesn't mean she just wants to play house. i truly dont believe it is the wife's place to judge the new gf. And being the new gf does not mean you automatically hate the exwife or are out to turn her children away from her. You seem really bitter either that or ignorant

goldenApple 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:10

I feel so sorry for you... you must have been heartbroken. Hope everything has gotten a better.

cinnamania 3

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:28

Ouch.

yilliandb 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 19:51

Divorces suck trust me my parents have been divorced since i was three the not wanting to go home thing means she is tired of splitting her time and she will grow out of it and at least she gets along with the woman unlike me my dad is getting married this summer and i am 16.