Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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CapinKrunch 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:00

This is the hardest I've laughed in six months. Thank you for sharing with us, OP.

Lou_Briccant 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:04

hahahahhaha, dutch ovens.

pokurfayce 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:09

its okay you won't be needing those anyways

thecure_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:13

Oh thats so disgustingg! Eww

Jaguaress 2

Monday 8 June 2009 5:18

You got what you deserved for being mean to the poor kitten. Stop being mean to animals.

R3v0Lu7i0N 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:20

O.o Owned.

robertd19 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:31

Poor cat prolly thought you were taking it to a chinease food place

spektorish 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:55

ROOOOOOOOOFFFLLMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOO!! Kitten: 1.

lawlcopter 3

Monday 8 June 2009 6:03

you weren't wearing pants? :o

xdorkasaur 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:05

Hahahahahah that was possibly the most origional FML here!

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