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By stewhart - 24/10/2013 07:25 - United States

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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Vertoule 7

It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

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aslate 0

OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

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aprilrain47 0

"Today, I fell off of the jungle gym and broke my arm. It hurt so bad! My school kept trying to call my mom, but she didn't answer even though she was at home all day because she was too busy playing a computer game. FML"

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Dcvictorious 0

I hope his father had a word with you, you stupid cow.

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blink831forever 13

This is not really FML for you more like a FML for your son because you were so busy playing a game to pick up the phone.

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lway2009 0

You not only fail, but make me sick. I can't HAVE kids and would love to, and you are too ******* busy playing Farmville to attend to your child. **** you.

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mannix_fml 0

YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR SON FALL AND BREAK HIS ARM! Kidding, just kidding. But answer the phone next time ya dumb dumb.

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Desmonard 0

At last Facebook did something good. Now you know you're a TERRIBLE parent.

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jillz 0

Do you get really into games (or any other attention grabbing thing with a screen to stare at) while he's home (and awake) too? And this question would only bother someone who had some guilt eating at them...

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AndreaHatesYou1 0

"Today, I fell off the jungle gym and broke my arm. The school couldn't get a hold of my mother. She was playing Farmville all day. FML." You are a horrible person and a horrible mother. I sincerely hope child services takes your son away from you. I wonder how many nights he's gone hungry because you're too busy playing computer games to feed him.

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c0m4t04st 0

Holy crap! YDI, for being a freaking moron. Farmville's not one of those games that you can't walk away from. Nothing's going to happen to your animals or your crops if you step away for two minutes to answer a bloody phone call. I hope the school called DCS on you.

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