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By stewhart - 24/10/2013 07:25 - United States

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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Top comments

Vertoule 7

It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

244 5
aslate 0

OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

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Comments

attack_yourself 0

YDI. You really are an absolutely awful parent.

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attack_yourself 0

Forget **** my life. **** HIS LIFE. He should posting this on here for having such a terrible mother.

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TheOtherNewest1 6

#32 is right. I don't really see how this is an FML for you. Your kid is the one with a terrible mother who'd rather play a virtual game than keep tabs on her real life, and as a result, let her child suffer. You're a ****.

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itsme88 0

WOW.....that's some great parenting. You couldn't take a moment and check the caller ID?? YDI for being a stupid ass.

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carpediem19 0

are you seriously that much of a horrible parent? maybe you shouldnt be the one raising your child. :/

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ButtScratcher 0

YDI for being a piece of donkey shit.

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that_guy321 2

parental fail of the year

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darkmis1 17

This should be an fml: Today, I was at school playing on the jungle gym, when I feel and broke my arm. The nurse told me she would call my mother to come take me to the hospital so everything would be ok, but my mother never answered. Why? She was too busy playing farmville. FML. YTDI. Whatever happens as a result too you is too good.

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insaneNcontent 0

It's not like she knew it was the school calling. It could have been anyone and, besides, who calls during the day anyway? I know when I'm home, it's usually just a bunch of telemarketers and no one wants to talk to them.

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itsme88 0

She could've checked the caller ID...it takes just a second.

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janise 2

Most people call during the day. What do you expect people to do? Wait until 3 AM to call?

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EChan 1

Emergencies happen at any time of the day. 24/7. Even on the weekends!

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a_nix777 0

Congratulations! you just won the shitty parent of the year award. Poor kid.

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muboshgu 0

thank god that's not one of my parents

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