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By stewhart - 24/10/2013 07:25 - United States

Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
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Top comments

Vertoule 7

It's not even a -real- game... What if your son had died? "Ooh a black sheep" sounds a whole lot less appealing after "Some pedophile just kidnapped your kid and raped him to death with a garden trowel"

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aslate 0

OMG ur really bad if u do that, i mean, its JUST a game!

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Comments

epicwinmaster 0

wow way to have no life you ******. farmville is gay anyways. why dont you go outside and plant some real stuff like the rest of us. you will actually have done something worth while at the end of the day. YDI. i hope your son runs away.

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Hairpastafreckle 0

Though the OP most definitely deserves the shame and embarassment of this, you should most definitely not being using the words gay, and ******. First of all, a ****** is a bundle of twigs the gets thrown in a fire. And back in the day, when people weren't as openminded, they would call homosexuals this, meaning that they are worth nothing and should be burned. Do you really think that because someone is not attracted to the opposite sex, that they are worth nothing in life? Think before you say things, and stop being a homophobe. They're people too.

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LiznessMonster 9

This should read "wow way to have no life you epicwinmaster. farmville is epicwinmaster anyways. why dont you go outside and plant some real stuff like the rest of us. you will actually have done something worth while at the end of the day. YDI. i hope your son runs away.

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YourMooseyFate 0

YDI. You and my mother should really get together some time. Her rampant FarmVille/FarmTown addiction causes her to forget to do really important shit like pay my college tuition bills. Now I have a hold on my student account and won't be able to register for next semester's classes until she pays it. That will be your and your child's future if you don't GTFO those stupid games as soon as possible. You already have a great start with this incident. Good job.

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crap345 0

farmville is more important.

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bagoffortune 0

Ha! That's one more reason to hate Farmville.

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sbe3207 0

I loveee farmville but it's not like a phone call would ruin your process of making farm money

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Noxic 0

You're a horrible parent. I hope your son gets his revenge by messing up your farm and spending all of your money.

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l3rett 1

wow what a jerk glad my parents don't like video games or i would be screwed

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MeganTBone 0

When Farmville, or any other online game for that matter, interfere with your life that badly, that's a sign you need to stop playing them.

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