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By theydidsmellitthough - 08/02/2013 21:59 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I was playing Slender, when I caught a glimpse of the Slenderman. I jumped in my chair, letting rip a huge fart in the process. Nobody heard it, but only because my shrieks of terror drowned out the sound. FML

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By stillfuckingcrying - 24/02/2013 21:20 - Sweden - Kristdala

Today, my boyfriend made me play Slender. I was so terrified, I stopped playing 10 minutes in. Tonight, I kept hearing noises outside. When I peered out through the window, a bald figure in a suit was staring back at me. I shrieked in absolute terror; he burst out laughing. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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By Gassy - 21/09/2015 14:45 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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By shitbucketsfilledwithshit - 08/10/2015 16:04 - United States - Spring

Today, while walking home after a night of partying, I saw a thin, bald person in a suit looking at me from across the street. I got flashbacks to the Slender Man, screamed like a little bitch and ran. Then I realized I'd just humiliated myself in front of some random guy waiting for a bus. FML

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Mambo number 6

By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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Gas giant

By morgan - 09/04/2021 23:00

Today, while laying in bed, I let out a huge fart. I then heard my roommate yell from outside my room, "Did you think you were alone?" FML

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Oh no…

By yayibs - 04/12/2015 03:21 - United States - Williamstown

Today, while working at my desk alone and with my headphones in, I suddenly let loose a loud stream of gas. As I shifted uncomfortably in my seat, I saw, in the reflection of my laptop, that my roommate had been sitting silently on the couch right behind me. FML

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Whiff

By lizard - 18/12/2010 05:56 - United States

Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML

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random_person243 14

Saturday 9 February 2013 2:17

your user name completes this FML .

JustKittyKat 24

Saturday 9 February 2013 2:16

I personally do not find that game frightening. I was disappointed. At least you didn't shit yourself, OP.

Comments

LaUruguaya 11

Saturday 9 February 2013 14:23

What the hell is slenderman?

whatwhyhoo 10

Sunday 10 February 2013 15:15

Why are there so many FMLs about wimpy guys?

gabbylucas 4

Sunday 10 February 2013 18:48

Thank goodness you didn't shit your pants!

desertpunk75 11

Sunday 10 February 2013 21:06

YDI for being so easily scared. That game isn't even scary one bit. Try playing Corpse Party or Doom 3 in the dark with large headphones on.

toppsykrett 4

Monday 11 February 2013 19:51

Are you sure you didn't shit yourself

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:29

holy shit ****!

MaZeinMe 6

Sunday 24 February 2013 9:27

I did this same thing once...okay, several times...

Blacktom_fml 6

Wednesday 6 March 2013 18:42

Well, no one near you mistook that you're in danger, that's a good thing for an Isralien right?

guttedbrit 26

Monday 29 July 2013 15:39

I remember the fear behind my first attempt at slender. Both me & my best friend made the worst noises and squirms when seeing him. I'm surprised I didn't wet myself!