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By solitaire - 20/07/2013 08:14 - United States - Enumclaw

Today, I was playing solitaire when an achievement popped up on my phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in my life. FML

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By yourmomsabitch - 25/06/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I was supposed to go on a date. I have been playing solitaire the whole night waiting for him. Out of 15 games, I've won one. FML

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Poked

By Facebook - 13/06/2009 16:11 - United States

Today, I logged into Facebook for the first time in a month. I had only 3 new notifications, that were to tell me that the poker application I used on there "missed me" and wanted to give me 10,000 free chips. My poker app talks to me more than my friends. FML

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You deserved it 6 641

By Hammy - 25/11/2014 02:17 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I finally noticed how lonely I am when I realized I was petting my couch while reading a book. FML

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Well done!

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 17:01

Today, I got congratulations at work for being "so focused" and "not spending time on my phone." I didn't have the heart to tell my manager I don't spend time on my phone because I have no friends to talk to. FML

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You deserved it 160

Living in another world

By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 14:08 - Canada - Fort Frances

Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML

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Sensitive

By fragile - 06/07/2022 14:00

Today, the reality of how shattered my mental health is truly hit me when I spent ten minutes crying after a bot beat me at a card game. FML

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Crossword anxiety

By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 18:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I've been so anxious that I downloaded a crossword app to try to focus. You get stars whenever you complete a puzzle, either 1, 2, or 3. I'm now up to 400 stars and placed first in a competition I didn't even know I was participating in. I'm still anxious. FML

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You deserved it 178

Online Dating = Brutal

By kirbykylestorm - 16/09/2018 20:30

Today, I realised just how lonely I am. After using Tinder for about a week, I got my first match. I said hi while I was in class since I was excited, but by the time I'd gotten back home, she'd unmatched me. I've never felt so hurt by a complete stranger before. FML

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You deserved it 344

By kumbuck3t15 - 29/07/2012 20:20 - Mexico - Distrito Federal

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

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You deserved it 25 910

Depression 2023

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 22:00 - United States - Providence

Today, I was finally alone for the first time in a year. I thought I'd go to a restaurant, but ended up getting there before they opened. While waiting, I listened to music, only to end up crying for several minutes because I haven't had a girlfriend since 2010, and never will again. FML

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Uramonkey 11

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:22

Who needs friends when you have solitaire!

DudeEvil 22

Saturday 20 July 2013 17:28

Or both!

Comments

lifeofpie25 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:20

try minesweeper

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 21 July 2013 5:00

Read the read me (no pun intended) its too easy...

merik225 14

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:50

Get the Uno app OP, it's not as lonely :)

loveandwar 6

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:52

I've played 2725 games....

kandaceelena 8

Saturday 20 July 2013 19:56

don't feel bad, I've played almost 4000.

kitsune309 15

Saturday 20 July 2013 20:39

It's okay OP... I've played over 200 hours of solitaire on my phone. We forever alones oughtta stick together.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 20 July 2013 21:27

Maybe time to find a different game...but I am the same way I have played actually more than that including euchre which is higher than solitaire...so your not alone...