Health: Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new...

By AvengdSevenfold - 24/08/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML

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By I can't throw ;-; - 31/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my friend invited me to play frisbee golf with him. On my first throw, my frisbee got stuck on a branch near the top of a very tall tree. This is why I don't do sports. FML

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By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML

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By Synneve - 18/07/2024 20:00 - Norway

Today, I tried to catch a rogue soccer ball at the park. I sprinted, leapt into the air, and managed to catch it. I also managed to trip on a picnic blanket, crash into a stroller (which was thankfully empty), and fall face-first into a salad bowl full of potato salad. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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By Sammy - 25/11/2011 08:44 - United States

Today, I re-broke my leg. The same way I broke it the first time, playing frisbee. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Party hard

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was playing beer pong at a party and managed to get the ball in a cup. I jumped a little bit in excitement and somehow managed to fracture my foot while doing so. FML

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libbyson 5

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok

BulletStreet 0

Monday 24 August 2009 23:44

and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD

Comments

jmikes 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 6:11

lol, I was playing ultimate frisbee one time and I broke my ankle! it's a dangerous game! =P

anonymsspermdonr 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 7:31

rolf ultimate frisbe shud require the players wear helmet shoulder pads n an athletic supporter

kayleighcontrol 7

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:11

YDI for being such an attention seeker.

bravin456 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 12:12

Dude i totally know what u mean i did that once but it was in football i caught it but got stuck upside down

Qup 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:51

it always happens that when someone is "trying" to make a good impression, they fail- miserably. stop trying so hard and you won't look like an ass

jayman662 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 15:58

YDI for playing ultimate frisbee....bro..

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 25 August 2009 18:04

Do you know what I've discovered about myself since I've been in college? I am SO all about ultimate frisbee. *smash* Oh nooo! Did that hit crazy stairs?!

Nothingness1 3

Tuesday 25 August 2009 18:11

HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL.

ity_07 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 21:23

Maybe you go to my college.... We have Ultimate Frisbee here all the time

im4evaonyomind 0

Tuesday 25 August 2009 22:13

This will totally help you make friends. If you have a good sense of humor I'm sure they'll remember this and love to joke around with you about it pretty much forever, lol.