By creedonfied - 06/11/2012 20:27 - United States - Billerica

Today, I was playing with my cat. I tried to put him on my stomach, but he refused to stay put. Ever since I lost weight, he won't lay with me or purr. I think my fat was the only thing he liked about me. FML
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Mauskau 35

My cat refuses to sit on my lap, but he climbs on my mum's stomach and chest and sits on them because she's fat lol.

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yessy729 0

Am I the only one that read 'pussy' first?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Maybe you have a bunch of loose skin, and your cat doesn't like the fact that your neck looks like a ******. (If you don't get the reference, I will punch every genital you own. EVERY. GENITAL. YOU. OWN.)

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I happen to own a wide array of genitalia. You just gotta pimp

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nop200 3

Well could you count a ******** as an individual genital?

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yoursucklives 36

30: that's a reference to a comic

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martin_martian7 11

Austin powers :D

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1215116a 14

If you got a flat stomach it's probably uncomfortable for him to sit on you if all he feels are bones poking through.

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porcupineattack1 5

Well human beings will Find you more attractive, cats are not people persons

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trellz17 19

Well you did it for you not the cat. But that's lame though.

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blcksocks 19

Look at the bright side.. You might get real pussy after losing all that weight.

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PunkySpunky78 15

But how do you know the sex of op is or what sex of person the op likes

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ICastillo 24

Well your fat was probably comfy it was like his personal little couch and it probably kept him warm. But screw him at Least you lost wait and feel better about yourself.

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yessy729 0

If rather be thin than have a cat play with me...

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olpally 32

Good for you losing weight! Your cat is a troll.

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Enslaved 36

Just put a soft pillow on top of your belly. That's what I do when I pet

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hellokitty686 1

Does your cat matter so much to you that you had to write an fml about this? I wouldn't care cause I'd be happy I lost weight

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yoursucklives 36

you sound like you never had a pet

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