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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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Ewwwwww

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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Crunchy

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 12:00 - Denmark - Randers

Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML

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Yummy

By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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The passenger

By F.L.Stubbs - 05/08/2023 00:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I was drinking coffee at work, while being surrounded by a lot of flies in the area I was working. Later, in the evening, I found a fly under my bottom denture plate. It'd been there for about 12 hours. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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tnlander 20

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:05

Fresher meat than what's inside the hot pocket and at least you can identify what animal it is.

saIty 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:04

I wonder how much you could sell it for on eBay.

Comments

docscientist 9

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:12

It wasn't the microwave that killed the fly, it was the hotpocket.

ceddyz17 10

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:19

extra proten

werdbro 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:23

wow waste of a good hot pocket

30STMlove 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:34

It gives it that extra crunch.

jamrho3708 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:35

that's what one gets for eating hot pockets.

Bonghittinglover 3

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:38

Hotfly Pockets, yummy.

cheer4ever96 8

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:47

I just baby barfed. :( that sucks :(

eggfu 1

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:49

Haha

evilplatypus 38

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:51

Oh dear god that's so effin gross. Who would eat a hot pocket? Those things are disgusting. That poor fly; I would hate my last moments being filled with the putrid scent of hot pockets.