By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 21:27 - Canada

Today, I was puked on for the third time in three years at our annual choir concert. What makes it so significant? The fact that the same guy pukes on me every year from stage fright. We're arranged alphabetically, and he's always in the row RIGHT above me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Why do you keep showing up for that? Why do they keep him in the choir? It seems as though somebody could do something about it. If you're not willing to, then quit whining. And really, why haven't you given him a pre-emptive punch in the nuts by now?

Moreover, why are they arranged alphabetically??? This doesn't seem like a very good choir.

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ydi for having a name that starts with a letter you nerd

seems the best way to get an fml accepted on this site is to make it sound witty take notes guys

skullbuster 0

How did this end up on FML? Some ******* choir **** is afraid she is going to be assaulted by stage fright chunks again this year..??!?! @OP: I laughed when you said "what makes this so significant?" because, honestly, short of telling us that Barack Obama was blowing the guy while he vomitted - there was nothing you could have put in the following sentence to make this significant for any of us. Put your clothes in the washer, put on your big girl panties, and stop your whining!

YDI, cause I would have already whipped his ass the first time. he wouldn't have been stage freight anymore.

next time eat his puke he will be so creeped out he will quit choir and realize how gay it really is

lol! look forward to hearing from u next year.

xxALLISAUR 0

i would puke on him before he puked on you, so then he would quit and you would be barf free :)