Miscellaneous: Today, I was puked on for the third time in three years at our...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 21:27 - Canada

Today, I was puked on for the third time in three years at our annual choir concert. What makes it so significant? The fact that the same guy pukes on me every year from stage fright. We're arranged alphabetically, and he's always in the row RIGHT above me. FML

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By Queasy - 24/01/2010 00:15 - Canada

Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML

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By juliet - 06/04/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By musicmaniac13 - 18/03/2011 19:08 - France

Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML

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Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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By concertqueen - 27/08/2011 22:40 - United States

Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML

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By Morganisoverrated - 22/10/2018 15:30

Today, I was planning to ask a guy at school out since I had mustered up the confidence to finally tell him how I really felt. I ended up puking on him. FML

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By littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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By shtzbutnogiggles - 17/05/2016 14:10 - United States

Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML

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By Detroitman125 - 30/10/2018 17:30

Today, my name was left off of the program at our band concert. I would have been fine with this if it wasn't the third time in a row that this has happened. Yes, I did show them each time. FML

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Thursday 6 August 2009 1:10

Why do you keep showing up for that? Why do they keep him in the choir? It seems as though somebody could do something about it. If you're not willing to, then quit whining. And really, why haven't you given him a pre-emptive punch in the nuts by now?

sadistmonkey 19

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:13

Moreover, why are they arranged alphabetically??? This doesn't seem like a very good choir.

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freedoggy77 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:53

haha 71 FTW...although trolls are annoying. and again, whats with the alphabetical arrangement?

dspeckt7 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:54

haven't you learned by now??

cramazing 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:55

one of my greatest fears is to even SEE puke so ewww must really suck...gross. i would be scarred for lIFe

Irony_and_Ivory 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 5:13

Emotophobia!

dpjbbm 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 4:55

ummm, i thought you could tell when you are about to barf:S

hrrsnsmmns 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 5:02

I think this is a message from God to quit choir...

Irony_and_Ivory 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 5:11

You would think he would have the common decency to have done something about that by now. Like, oh, say, turning around. I mean, I have GERD, and really, you can tell when you're about to meet your lunch again - at least soon enough that you should be able to situate yourself so you're not going to barf on someone's head.

RE122 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 5:17

this would only work if the same people were in choir year after year to make that arrangement the same year after year...and i have yet to see a school where no one graduates, moves, or drops out by the end of the year.