By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
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marinus_fml 19

I think you were drunk...calling it DWI??

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Maybe the line "I swear to drunk officer, I'm not God!" will actually work in this situation.

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ThisIsDingo 0

This is such bull. The cop wasn't drunk. It's so obvious OP wants attention.

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ThisIsDingo 0

Why would you moderate my comment.. It's true. Cops cannot be drunk, people just say shit cause they got caught.

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kitsune3 20

"Do you pull why I knowed you over?"

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WickedClownMCL 1

Ok. Your a ******* idiot. There is no way the cop would of been drunk. There is a thing that they call "Role Call" before hitting the streets. An more than likely there isnt a bottle of alchohol in the car because numerous cops use each car. You were probably drunk cause its DUI, not DWI. Besides a cop makes at least 40 - 75K a year. No cop woukd give that up. And dont tell me i dont know this shyte because my dad is a cop. Your an attention seeking idiot.

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sadcutie345 8

You should've just asked him to drink with you jeez :)

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