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By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist. Afterwards I turned to my wife and said "I can't believe that worked." He was a few feet away and heard. FML

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By nmaidkieavg - 25/01/2011 06:13

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I started fixing my hair and unbuttoning a couple of buttons on my shirt, hoping the policeman would let me off with a warning. When he got to the car, he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath. I saw him walk back to the cop car gagging. FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By WearingOff - 03/08/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 15:58 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The officer was nice and let me off with just a warning. That is, until my dipshit brother yelled "Fucking pig!" out the window as the officer walked back to his car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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neverland_fml 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:32

Time to state the obvious: should have waited until he was IN his car. YDI, son. :/

jasnoo 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:33

ALMOST got away with it, would have been awesome!

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bosox3rd 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:10

Wow all you had to do was wait a few extra seconds until the cop was out of hearing distance!

lulatanatha 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:10

that was really stupid, amazing idea, but WAIT TILL HE'S BACK IN HIS CAR

ohreally123 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:10

you sound like a really pretentious prick

Schmuty 2

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:11

dumb ass, wait next time genius

brunoisbeast 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:13

smart idea, bad result.

musigreg 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:26

lmfao, i speak 3, soo doing this :P

helpmeiamblind 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:37

It's just obvious: YDI.

dancin303 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:46

WHY DO YOU SPEAK SO MANY LANGUAGES

kitties_fml 12

Saturday 18 July 2009 15:14

hahaha

HELLOASHLEYLYNN 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:01

k...so then what happened?

giganticbrain 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 5:03

Brilliant! My good sir, you are a genius!

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