By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0

What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

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EverWatcher 0

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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Hoax_fml 0

Ad hominems (which you sprinkle rather liberally) do not an argument make - you really need to work on your debate skills. Get back in the kitchen bitch (zing) and enjoy yourself a nice tall glass of drano.

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israelnotjacob 20

YDI just for being pathetic enough to try and flirt your way out of trouble. The cop probably just saw through that and just made that comment as his way of telling you he's not falling for your stupid crap.

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EzyFakeFinder 0

Ok this is fake you saw this on T.V. I know because i saw the same show and the cop was an Old man Good Job you really do Suck for not being able to come up with some Orignal shit :)

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anorthern05 0

This was on TV...on one of the shows that follows police officers.

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mmmyeahsaraa 0

lol i saw that episode!

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dove2424 0

This was on Speeders.

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Hjelloo 0

Nice job being a stupid ******* ugly *****.

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rayyli 0

YDI for thinking you could get away with that. Seriously, who the hell do you think you are? You're not above anyone else who gets parking tickets, so suck it up. YDI also for using your sexuality to try and get out of trouble. Makes me sick.

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cactus_fml 0

Uh, plenty of people do that and it works. She doesn't deserve it for trying to get out of a ticket. Cops let people off with a warning all the time if they're polite. She deserves it for being a sucky driver.

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Person_Man 0

Aww, how cute, she uses 'big' words to make herself seem more responsible and intelligent...ooh did i just use two big words? I guess mrs MercyFML will have to run along to the dictionary now!

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Person_Man 0

@84: Isn't that cute? She thinks she's people! :D

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