By Anonymous - 02/01/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML
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slushpup9696 12

Gotta compliment the technique, nobody ever expects the "ugly sweater mugging".

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fancyclown 9

Hey man, when grandma makes you a sweater, you wear that shit.

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marmots 0

Report it to the style police. They'll find and punish him for his atrocious fashion taste

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qwertsarecool122 23

The best time to wear a sweater, is all the time. Either robbing a bank with your newly made shank. Or stealing purses from unsuspecting citizens..

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kut19 6

"The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time." That was on SpongeBob.

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GoW_Chick 14

33- LIES, lies I tell you!

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perdix 29

The poor bastard was probably trying to scrounge up enough money to buy a decent sweater! Good call not looking at his face, that could get you shot.

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whosays1 7

Yeah unless the sweater is his only weapon

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