By Kate - 07/06/2011 07:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
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perdix 29

Smack it a few times and say, "Is this thing on?" That'll stop him. Unless he's into S S S S, M M M.

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HahaYDI 0

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

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txgirl2013 14

well that sound like a personal problem to me..

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suprmidgt 0

That's what this site is dedicated to.

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bloozombie 0

lmao! this made my day for sure!

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bharted85 7

Grab it and talk to it. Once he gets hard say "I think we're done here" and walk off. Bet he'll fall for it before you say that.

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hellogoodbye1996 6

idk if I was a guy and someone was

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bigfoot89 4

that made no sense

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israelnotjacob 20

He's just joking around so you should get over it. Besides, you definitely deserve this because as much as that book had mostly stupid ideas, it was virtually guaranteed your husband would find at least one thing in there he'd want to try.

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denisa_fml 5

Lmao wtf? What a dumb ass.

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anorexicbarbie 8

I understand falling for it once or twice, but every time? Damn.

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