By Kate - 07/06/2011 07:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
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perdix 29

Smack it a few times and say, "Is this thing on?" That'll stop him. Unless he's into S S S S, M M M.

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HahaYDI 0

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

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Firebirdfreak47_fml 0

Hey mic coulduse thattalk test to

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reebokkid123 14

Did his Mic sound nice?

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skyeyez9 24

Just start singing into the 'microphone.'

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ryankon518 3

That is the most epic thing I've ever heard. I must find this book. it's golden!

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Ray_of_midnight 22

"It looks just like a Telefunken U-47"....

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