By Kate - 07/06/2011 07:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML
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perdix 29

Smack it a few times and say, "Is this thing on?" That'll stop him. Unless he's into S S S S, M M M.

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HahaYDI 0

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

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ricojordanrai 0

I said "how wud u lak to suck mah balls, mr garrison?

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danfrsh 0

lololz just be glad its a Mic and not a pistol cause then he'd put ur eye out trying to pistol whip ya lolz

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textwork 4

shouldn't have let him read it

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haleyelizabethd 0

his ya know...

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purplepower 0

Try to rip the mic off its stand. I'll bet he'll stop

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FailureFYL 0

Yum ... Bite it!!!! ;))

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