Health: Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2011 00:56 - United States

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

good going, dipshit

icyfire617 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:57

wow.. I'm 13 and even I'm not that excited to see that movie.

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jasminea 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 6:00

were you happy for your ... kid to see it? or yourself? If it's the second one.... sorry :(

chloe2114 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 9:30

it was obviously the OP that was exited, idiot :)

jasminea 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 13:21

hahaa! that's just kinda sad... cause if she has coworkers, she works, if she works, she's not a kid, if she's not a kid... then I don't think she should get that excited(: