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By Username - 17/05/2012 14:37 - Australia

Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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By Screwed Up - 09/05/2013 05:30 - United States

Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML

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Today, I cried myself to sleep. Last night too, and the night before that, and the nights before those. But I guess that’s what life is, huh? FML

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By TooMuchWattpad - 20/07/2023 09:00 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I cried so much I felt nauseous and almost puked. Why was I crying? I made up a hot, brooding, cold, and heartless guy who secretly cared about me, and who's super protective. Then I imagined him dying by being stabbed. I cried over a guy I made up in my head. FML

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By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 04:00

Today, I had depressive feelings, so I decided to write about it to find out what was bothering me, and let go of the negative thoughts. While doing so, I had a panic attack. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 06:07 - United States

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 21:55 - United States - Scarsdale

Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By I suck :( - 07/05/2014 21:25 - United States - Louisville

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

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meggieeee51 9

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:47

Crying isn't your thing obviously. Try working out :)

Blueglasscup 18

Thursday 17 May 2012 19:25

Or sleeping. I ******* love sleeping

Comments

elJosherino 4

Sunday 20 May 2012 3:18

I was actually having the same thing happening to me a couple days ago..lean on your close friends they really help

Smartpants 0

Sunday 20 May 2012 9:23

This too shall pass!!! :)

hurrican_fml 0

Monday 4 June 2012 17:24

Aww, feel better op. As for your subconscious: F*** it.

bigwiensch 15

Wednesday 20 February 2013 1:17

grow some balls guys don't cry

xRezSynn 15

Sunday 12 May 2013 18:30

You're not pathetic!

MariaSilver 2

Thursday 15 May 2014 23:35

I feel your pain

joski_fml 13

Thursday 23 April 2015 6:59

:( *hug* I know it's a few years too late, but still.

theinfiniteend 21

Monday 28 September 2015 3:24

Same

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