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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

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By Erick - 11/05/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By awkward23 - 12/01/2010 10:26 - United States

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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By Dannnn - 10/06/2021 10:59

Today, I met a super gorgeous girl at the bar. We laughed together over drinks and it was all perfect, until she told me she wasn’t from this town. We hugged goodbye and she left. When I went to pay our tab, I realized I’d been pickpocketed by her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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By Maria - 20/08/2012 13:25 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML

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By clubber - 04/11/2008 04:16 - Switzerland

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 18:57 - Canada

Today, I saw a drunk guy hitting on a girl sitting alone at the bar. She insisted that her boyfriend was there, but he didn't relent. So I went over and put my arm around her and asked "Who's this guy?" He walked away, but then I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was her boyfriend. He broke my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:03

maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks

f_this_noise 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:06

youre an idiot

Comments

kelther 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:03

smooooth.

so_me_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:03

LOL, #15, seriously? I sincerely hope you're joking... Buuuut...

LadyKaya 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:10

LMAO...I hope #15 isn't joking. More lolz for me. :) And OP...WTF, man? If a guy did that to me, no matter how good I felt that day, I'd get upset that a guy I really liked thought I was ugly...not a FYL, FHL. If it originally wasn't a prank, then you just pranked yourself. Enjoy your hand.

Alex_DeLarge 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:10

She probably turned around and left so you wouldn't see her concealed bursts of laughter.

Alex_DeLarge 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:12

#15, you just brought a smile to my face. But if you're forreal, are you like 12?

Ibeapirate 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:15

Fail.

paperfox_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:06

No, she probably turned around and left because she didn't fancy sleeping with a bloke who has all the self confidence and sophistication of a fat 13 year old with pimples.

RealityChecker09 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:26

#15 – Anonymous is a word of Greek origin that means “without name.” It is used in any post where the author does not want his/her name acknowledged or identity revealed.

dan81892 2

Friday 17 April 2009 18:31

if you wanted to say something like that, you could have said "wow, i've never talked to a woman as beautiful as you, is this some kind of prank?" of course you could say neither and show that you're confident that you can pick up women like her.