By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
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perdix 29

Gack! We don't know the OP's gender, so it's hard to make a fitting comment. This is why we stick to cars.

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mildredpierce 12

Ouch! That's taking saddle sore to a whole new level.

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ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Rich people problems-_- Just joking, that sounds painful. FYL xx

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icepick23 12

May the force be with you.

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megnog 11

I'm curious as to whether you're a boy or a girl, OP.

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NagainaFier 16

That's the beauty of english saddles; no horns. That, or sidesaddles. But all seriousness OP, hope you and your dangly bits feel better soon D:

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YouMissedASpot 8

Ouch!!!! Iv almost had that happened but escaped in tack. All my horses bad spooks have landed me on my butt in the dirt if they un seat me. Not because I'm awesome, just because my horse rarely has huge spooks lol

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hmholmack 10

And all I want to know is whether you are a man or woman!

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hbeeter 10

Please. Please. Please. Please. Not be a man otherwise that must kill. (Manhood gone)

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