By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML
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perdix 29

Gack! We don't know the OP's gender, so it's hard to make a fitting comment. This is why we stick to cars.

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NurseJonathan 9

If you two don't get it, it's a quote from the movie Arthur. Had funny moments, but could've been better.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Bareback is better, unless the horse doesn't have a very flat back or has high withers.

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Slavgaard 16

If it was a female...bye-bye virginity...if a guy...virginity for life.

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ShyAnn29 14

If OP is female, and her hymen broke, that doesn't mean she lost her virginity.

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Gnieves28 4

Same thing happened to me once. It'll take about one week to recover enough to ride again. Good luck, OP!

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capricornsssss 15

I can kind of understand your pain as i used to ride horses myself but I never hurt myself as bad as you have

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SpLo0gIeR 9

How does one go about getting a "new" horse

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monkurt 5

A recently purchased horse? Or a horse they haven't really ridden before?

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ShyAnn29 14

English saddles aren't always safer, I was riding one with my English saddle and when my horse bucked, I flew off doing a flip over her head. So I prefer riding Western.

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