Animals: Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard....

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 20:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

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By Broderick - 26/03/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

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By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML

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By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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By cycler - 13/06/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2014 17:51 - United States

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

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Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

Today, I was taking a hike through the Appalachians. I lost my balance in a steep area, and grabbed for a root along the trail above me. It turned to not be a root, but a large, angry snake. FML

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howslife123 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:26

F the lizards life!!

Tyler12108 0

Monday 18 July 2011 0:26

poor lizard :'(

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HahaYDI 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:15

Is the bike okay?

jeffdubya 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:17

nice reflexes, chief.

natasharox 3

Monday 18 July 2011 1:18

that's harsh for trying to save the lizards life

schmegsable 6

Monday 18 July 2011 1:23

Were you standing on the sun?

schmegsable 6

Monday 18 July 2011 1:30

Wrong FML... Sorry everyone, I'm a disgrace.

musicmaniac0099 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:38

aww well atleast you cared :) hahahhaha one time my mom stopped on the highway for ducks !

knocking 0

Monday 18 July 2011 7:43

Ducks are awesome! I would stop for some ducks. I don't know about on a highway though - that seems pretty dangerous. My mom has stopped before for freaking catepillars! Luckily she only does it on back roads, but still. Those things move so slow we end up sitting there for 10 minutes. I don't even know how she spots them.

musicmaniac0099 0

Monday 18 July 2011 19:54

hahaha yeah but thankfully noone was too close behind us on the highway! and caterpillars?! aww(:

musicmaniac0099 0

Monday 18 July 2011 19:56

they are ! thankfully no one was too close to us on the highway! and hahahah caterpillar ?! aw(:

issoz 10

Monday 18 July 2011 1:42

How the **** do you hit a lizard..

Oaker2 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:42

ginger?

xXSKYLARXx 0

Monday 18 July 2011 3:32

I'm not a ging lol but not funny man

Mxpxdude189 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:46

Its a lizard... My cat leaves there decapitated bodies around my house

AnnoyingBrat 0

Monday 18 July 2011 19:22

lol

Possum_Gurl 13

Tuesday 6 September 2011 5:22

I lmao at this..

Possum_Gurl 13

Monday 18 July 2011 1:47

dumbass.. next time just hit the lizard like a boss!!

musicmaniac0099 0

Monday 18 July 2011 1:50

oh what great advice possum chick, why dontcha just kill some animals ?! Wow that is horrible.. wouldn't be very "boss" to kill the lizard. & yeah. op isnt a dumb ass soooo!