Health: Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By TheNerd - 12/05/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

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Show off

By a stupid jackass - 22/06/2012 01:28 - United States - New York

Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML

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Great first impression

By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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klovemachine 24

Friday 19 April 2013 3:48

And you decreased your chances of reproducing :D

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 19 April 2013 3:55

"Wanting to impress..." = instant YDI. Bonus points because they were total strangers.

Comments

Adhdkid107 9

Friday 19 April 2013 3:59

Hey, if you see yourself on Ifunny you know who posted it.

mandacleary 14

Friday 19 April 2013 4:13

expect to see that on ridiculousness :p

chanellgymnast 17

Friday 19 April 2013 4:20

Obviously they were impressed!

Thatsjank 5

Friday 19 April 2013 4:22

This is facebook worthy lol

olpally 32

Friday 19 April 2013 4:23

Good job op!! What's your next trick? Hopefully it isn't reproducing.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Friday 19 April 2013 5:02

It would have to be a very impressive trick for OP to still be able to reproduce after pulling this little stunt of his!

smacky187 9

Friday 19 April 2013 4:24

I woulda taken a picture too if i was him

SpamPam 18

Friday 19 April 2013 4:25

You will always be down voted when you combine an FML with 'trying to impress'

Adhdkid107 9

Friday 19 April 2013 4:32

I wouldn't be shocked if you see yourself on Ifunny...

Grand_Cookie 21

Friday 19 April 2013 4:37

How long did you lay there? I'd be impressed if I saw someone who could take a nutshot and than walk off like nothing happened.

3rdbass 9

Friday 19 April 2013 4:37

Owned.

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Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML

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