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By Anonymous - 27/06/2009 08:20 - Japan

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By SadAndAlone - 03/12/2015 16:41 - Sweden - Nacka

Today, I got the most action I've had in months when a stranger fondled my thigh on the subway. It was a blind man, searching for empty seats. FML

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By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada

Today, the C-train was packed and I was stuck with a homeless man pressed up against me. He was staring at me intently, and two minutes into the ride he got an erection, which was rubbed against me at every single bump and turn of the train. FML

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By danesy - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was taking the subway to school. It was around 6:30am and I was listening to music and catching up on homework. When I took my headphones off to readjust them, I heard some grunting. I looked over at the man across from me to see he was masturbating. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By HunniBeeHuni - 17/11/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML

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By belladonna - 26/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML

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Saturday 27 June 2009 16:12

What's traumatic about a subway footlong?

littlemisslee 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:08

oh man.... are you traumatized?

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prophet19 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:14

wait.... this happened in Japan? o.o

tiffanyxo 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:49

since when did they say this happened in japan?

diet_otaku 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:55

their location is right next to "anonymous (woman)": "Japan."

eeee93757 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 20:35

are you retarded lady? Look at the god damn location it says "JAPAN"

MaramaBreaksFace 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:14

WTF!? That's hilarious, in a totally-disgusting-disinfect-yourself-now kinda way.

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:15

lol 6 i guess he's just taking a "subway footlong" to the next level

Crickets 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:18

ROFL

Dead_and_Gone 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 19:33

LOL

chinchilla_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:16

Hahahahahhaha that's hilarious

lawlfyl 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:17

Grossssss, FYL, next time (hopefully there is no next time) move a little faster and punch him where it hurts.

jaxsk 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:17

That's horrifying! LOL I'd never feel clean again... Sucks to be you!

WFMS 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:18

AIDS!! jk that's really horrible. I don't know how you would deserve that one

delly_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:20

How exactly do u DESERVE that?

Boogers 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:21

Thanks for posting this, I cant stop laughing. Should've tripped him while he ran... FYL

maria12_fml 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 16:23

EWWWW!!! That is so revolting *gag*. Anyone who voted YDI should just go in a hole and die.

t_tru 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 17:13

I am annoyed that anyone is saying YDI

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