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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By 6xrv - 08/04/2017 14:00

Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML

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By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By Mangled Shoelace - 02/02/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Renfrew

Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML

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By Liam. - 01/02/2010 05:15 - France

Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said, "Nice chair." She replied, "Nice bruise" and punched me in the nuts. FML

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By Chris - 01/01/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend when I really had to pee. I tried to get out of the aisle in a hurry so I wouldn't disturb anyone when I tripped, landing on the people in the row in front of me. FML

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By Anon - 28/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while at the mall, a kid no older than 5 pushed a stroller into my heel, which caught the back of my shoe and caused me to face-plant the floor in the middle of a very crowded department store. I didn't even get an apology. FML

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Imawhalerider 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:10

Girls don't usually get that defensive of their bf's. FYL

akalisser 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:12

I'd slap the chick back.

Comments

arizonaatheart 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 7:03

omg, i DIE! too funny! hella yeah you could have told the girl "oh dont amuse yourself your guy is ugly anyway." ;)

cefarix 5

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:06

YDI for wearing high-heel shoes.

rustyrox 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 22:20

hehe

spillproof 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:09

I've always wanted to fall wildly.

gothymama 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 2:56

And you felt the need to wear high heels to the mall because....????

purplepickle 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 3:29

Sometimes looks win over comfort. She can choose her own wardrobe. thats embarassing, at least you didnt hurt yourself badly :)

fcukb0o 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 7:21

did that dumb bitch even knew u were falling didnt mean to grab her bfs ass? like why would u even dare to **** him in public lmao. and u guys shutup, usually girls like to dressup nice while going to the mall.

Topsy_fml 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:54

Wow. Why is everyone bitching about the heels? Maybe she just liked those shoes and wanted to look nice instead of walking around in old worn out tennis shoes? Jesus Christ, people.

theodivine 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 23:03

I would have grabbed that bitch's hair and pulled her ass down the ******* escalator after that shit. Girls need to stop being such insecure ******* ***** and back the **** off, you weren't trying to steal her man, you were trying to save yourself from falling down the escalator. You should have pushed her down.