Work: Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:47

Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.

delphina 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:19

Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.

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eschreib 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:00

she's a ****

ChelseaAnn08 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:00

#31- you were censored for calling someone stupid? Wtf. I've seen worse insults on here.

sh1tshow 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 0:03

This one has already been posted.

kirei_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:04

I'd have called management on her, cos she was basically defacing store property. Some people these days have absolutely no sense of responsibility at all. I hope her kid messes himself on something expensive of hers at home.

Rainbow_Monkey 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:09

Wow, what a horrible person that customer was. She's obviously not a good mother at all. Zero responsibility for anything. And she was rude on top of it? Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have children... Definately a FYL, sorry you had to happen to be the one ringing her through at the time.

lifeisgood11 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 1:17

What a B*tch!!!

mercedeslove 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:00

Kids are so ******* dumb, hope the kid got hit by a car in the parking lot

fueledbyamy 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:06

#66, if the OP is just a casual, staff from anywhere in the store have to clean. im a casual at my work, and usually am on the registers. if there is a spill, sometimes i need to clean it, or someone on the floor. not a lot of places have a janitor. if they do, they generally only come in once a week, like the one at my work. and everyone saying this story was stolen. dont you think it may have happened to more than one person? just because a similar one has been up doesnt mean this one is fake.

indie_chick1 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 2:49

That kids gunna grow up a teenage slacker and end up getting some girl pregnant. Then, he'll drop out of school to sell crack and support his kid. His wife will eventually run off with a guy she met at Chuck E. Cheese. Then, after all the hard years taking care of his kid and trying to put him through school and university, his little boy (who is now grown up) will ask his father - "Why did you have such a hard life dad?" And the dad will answer, "Well, son.. I guess it's because your grandmother was a complete douchebag." And his mother.. Well, probably after all the years she drank in front of the tv, cigarette in hand, she got lung cancer and died with her trashy trucker boyfriend in their motorhome. THE END.