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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:47

Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.

delphina 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:19

Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.

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audiogasmic 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 4:11

What a piece of shit mom. it's not YOUR problem that she's not paying enough attention to her poor child to take him tot he bathroom. And I don't see how it's YOUR problem, or why YOU should have to clean it up. Obviously she's sick of cleaning up after him, in which case, she shouldn't have become a mom in the first person. what a ******* bitch

amykillswitch 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 5:01

LOL #83 karma is a bitch. she will get what's coming to her.

Exlibris 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 6:35

Wow, what a sick woman to not only make/let her child wait that long when they obviously had to use the bathroom, but to handle it that way. I really hope karma does bite her in the ass.

hallygators93 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 6:37

hahaha peepee dance aaw poor kid same thing happened to my brother when he was like 6 but it was in a grocery store with no bathrooms so.. and my mom wasnt a b bout it lol FYL that woman left you a lil present that needed some cleaning (N)

eyesofhappiness 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 6:43

That sucks. Lots, but maybe you should've sped the process up more than you intended on.

itsnotfair 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:05

bahahah. once a kid pulled down his pants and shat in one of the aisles of my supermarket. just be glad that never happened to you

pimp4lyf13 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:22

did he pull his pants down? cuz, if he didnt, he still pissed on himself.

Katestar 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 19:00

same sorta thing happened to me, except I had to mop up this kids piss. yuck.

zavanna 1

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:22

Her problem too, I guess. I hope she wouldn't be mean enough to let her son have wet pants? Though, she was certainly mean enough to be rude to other people. I suppose that makes her into a mom who would let her son have wet pants. Poor boy. And poor you. But he'll have to live with her for something like 17 - 18 years more than you'll have to...