Work: Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:47

Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.

delphina 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:19

Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.

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elara15 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 17:44

I used to work in a bookstore, and one time a kid crapped in the corner of the children's section. I'm sorry your customer actually rubbed that in your face. She has to clean his clothes later, so it's not like she gets away with everything, but still.

TooMuchXbox 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 17:44

Jesus, why are there so many 'moderated posts'? Anyway, What a bitch. She knew damn well the whole time that he had to pee, and I'm sure the store has a public bathroom for that. She should have some kind of terrible misfortune...

Serial 2

Saturday 25 April 2009 17:58

lol im curious what all the moderated comments said

Otium_fml 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:12

Wow. In a way, That was kinda rude by the mother. The kid can't be blamed for being in need to go to the toilet and accidently pee on himself. But the mother could at least apologize for the incident and maybe help removing the pee from the floor. Or just doing that by herself. Also, why didn't she see that her kid needed to go to the toilet? Oh well, accidents happend, but the mother shouldn't just have left. I feel kinda sorry for you... :/

caroline_12365 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:18

maybe you shouldnt steal this story from other people, i've read this same story about four times.

FreedomFirst 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:27

Your problem now? I hope she at least plans to change his clothes! Selfish woman.

tvismyfriend 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:36

This is only a FML if you had to clean it up.

Mr_Positive 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:44

Wow how rude !! I sure hope you didn't have to clean it up :(

Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Saturday 25 April 2009 18:54

What a c*nt!!! Why the hell would she think it became YOUR problem? It's her freaking kid! Ugh....this just bothers me to no end, probably because this sounds exactly like something my mom would do.