Work: Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her...

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML

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By Ewwwww - 27/05/2019 11:59

Today, while working the register, I told a kid his total was $2.15. He then took his shoe off and handed me his money. It was damp. FML

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:47

Get her photo off the security footage. Either ban her from the store, or next time she comes in, pee on her shoe.

delphina 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 12:19

Sometimes you can't help what kids do, but she could have at least been apologetic.

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hardcore_fml 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:03

Gotta love P.O.S parents. No wait gotta mutilate their genitals so they can't continue to reproduce. Not really, but even if she wasn't going to volunteer to clean up, why say something so rude.

TryToBeKind 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:11

Good for her! At least she gave you something to do so you wouldn't be bored. The only one I feel sorry for i sthe kid. Mommy likely didn't listen when he told her several times he had to pee, she was too busy shopping. I hate it when parents are selfish like that.

meleecow 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:20

what a bia

sheheartsthings 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:22

I know I've heard this before...

ssm9272 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:25

need diapers

mattmag 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 19:58

wtf why are all the first 15 comments or so all moderated? there should be a hide/show option for moderated comments, like on youtube.

xWhereswaldo 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:14

My god, what a bitch she is.

paulfolio 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 20:35

what a bitch!

5ive 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:02

DAMN that sucks. what a bitch

ElsBells 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 21:18

Ahh. That sucks. I hope you didn't have to clean it! But yeah, like someone mentioned, it's probably all over her kid's clothes now. So it's her problem, too. And she also didn't teach him to take responsibility for that kind of thing or that it's not okay, so hopefully next time he really has to pee, he does it on her nice carpet or something. haha I work at an after school program, so we get at least one kid that wets his/her pants on a weekly basis. Fun stuff. haha