Miscellaneous: Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits...

By LizLiao - 14/04/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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By shalara - 15/06/2012 20:23 - Netherlands - Amstelveen

Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML

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By Ouch - 17/03/2010 16:16 - United States

Today, I was walking down the hallway when someone opened a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look like I have a third boob. FML

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By My eyes were on the prize - 12/03/2017 00:00

Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML

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By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

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By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2022 04:00

Today, I woke up in the hospital with a mild concussion, a sprained neck, and a broken shoulder. How did this happen? Earlier, I ran into the guy I used to bully all throughout school. Once his wife realized who I was, she piledrived me. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:06

That sucks, but next time pay more attention and don't run down the hallway or at least not right next to the walls where you can get hit by doors. Soy la primera persona!!!

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:07

you loved it.

Comments

pineapples_fml 5

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:04

naaasty old fat guys are gross to look at, I can't even imagine having to touch one

were_giraffe 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:19

I feel bad for the man you grabbed. If you hadn't been running it wouldn't have happened. And so what if he's "hugely fat"? ... he tried to help you when your own carelessness made you fall.

tiltwrestler 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:19

1) You see, this is why I hate fat people. Not them as a person... just the fact that they're fat. 2) Moobs... ahhaha thats fresh, Im gonna have to remember that 1

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 22:20

Oh shit, I just realized ALL my doors open in. Woah, that sucks. Hope there is NEVER a fire. and yeah, that really sucks ass fat. MOOBS! Bwahah. =]

haha_fail88 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:08

Were you running to your English class; because hugely is not really word, let alone an adjective for a portly fellow.

sevenyearnight 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 6:58

huge (hyj) adj. hug·er, hug·est 1. Of exceedingly great size, extent, or quantity. See Synonyms at enormous. 2. Of exceedingly great scope or nature: the huge influence of the Hellenic world. [Middle English, from Old French ahuge.] hugely adv. hugeness n.