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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

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By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

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Today, it was my first day being home after doing a 4 and a half month hike through the Appalachian Trail. This evening, I stepped out my front door and directly onto a copperhead snake. It thought my leg was tasty, and I went to the ER for the first time in over 20+ years. FML

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By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I took a run in the woods. Almost halfway through, I started to feel like I was going to faint. I was so dizzy that my sight was getting blurry. I went to sit down on what seemed like a rock. It wasn't a rock. It was a huge snapping turtle. FML

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By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 20:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33

Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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konkonsn 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:09

Never understood what was wrong with "screaming like a girl." Why is it "girly" to scream over something that terrifies you? Oh, I guess you could stay silent while that weed-wacker is coming towards you. You'll die, but at least you wouldn't have died "manly." -_-

grocky 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:04

I would still freak out if the snake were dead.

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idreamofpeace 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:36

LOL, well, that's better than being bitten by a snake that WAS alive, really.

Shadaez 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:44

YDI for being sexist.

boatiebanter 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:45

Surely just jumping OVER the snake will get you equally far away from it as jumping into the road, in front of a car? If you're running at the side of the road, staying as far away from cars as possible should be so ingrained in your mind that you automatically jump in ANY other direction but into the road. YDI.

yer_maw 1

Friday 22 May 2009 20:45

"Today, I was running outside" OMG REALLY?! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD RUN OUTSIDE. D: The car should've ran over you :|

xO_starstruck_xO 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:54

LMFAO what a pussy.

boredomnesses 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:58

heey some snakes are still deadly if they're dead or have just died or something. idk i heard it somewhere.. not sure if its true but maybe it will make you feel better? :P I hate snakes to.. ive run into the middle of the road to get away from a harmless one myself (although it was alive.. and my brothers friend had put it on my neck to scare me).

poolshark 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:00

You're lucky it wasn't alive because it probably would have struck at you in self defense for jumping around. If you ever see a snake, calm down and step back slowly.

Kamazar 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:01

Believe me, everyone that posts here has/will at least cringe if they see a snake, unless they're a nature type. I've been at zoos where people (ok, usually, chicks, but still) will look through a WINDOW and go, "OMG, look at that snake. It's coming at me, squeal, it's gonna come through the glass. Oh, guess not. AAAAH!!!"