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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

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By anonymous - 25/06/2016 20:03 - United States - Lowell

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By ReptillianFreeloader - 13/02/2017 11:00 - Australia - North Lakes

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 23:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

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By olive_costume - 05/12/2009 01:16 - Australia

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 20:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

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By traumatizedforlife - 05/08/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2018 02:33

Today, I got rear-ended on my way home from the pet store, causing my pet food to open up and go flying all over the floor of my car. My pet is a snake, and his food is live mice. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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konkonsn 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:09

Never understood what was wrong with "screaming like a girl." Why is it "girly" to scream over something that terrifies you? Oh, I guess you could stay silent while that weed-wacker is coming towards you. You'll die, but at least you wouldn't have died "manly." -_-

grocky 0

Friday 22 May 2009 20:04

I would still freak out if the snake were dead.

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Pandora_NoBox 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:24

LOL! I might have screamed too, even if I knew it was dead.

sm0508 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:35

How is this an FML, OP? You saw a snake on the ground, its natural to get scared if you're not a snake lover. It'd be more of an FML if you were an 18-40 year old guy though :]

birdierising 16

Wednesday 6 February 2013 5:54

Well, the "jumped in front of a car" part isn't that great, and come to find out the snake was dead anyway? That's an FML pretty clearly.

Daniruu 4

Friday 22 May 2009 21:46

I'd do the same thing, man.

RiverRelic 0

Friday 22 May 2009 21:52

If I saw a car screaming like a girl I'd be freaked too.

gummubears293 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:03

dont say screaming like a girl its sexist!

24788 6

Friday 22 May 2009 22:05

#25 Women are nothing without mans power HAHA, I could only imagine you screaming. UGH, men are nothing without women in general.

Peanu_theGreat 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:20

At least it WAS a snake. What if it had been a twig or something? THEN, maybe, your life could be ******. For like, a day. Men are such... men.

Syrhk 0

Friday 22 May 2009 22:31

Same kinda thing happens to me sometimes! Not really with snakes, moreso with spiders. And I'm willing to bet lots that most of the people making fun of you for being scared are probably guilty of having the same thing happen to them. Also.. since when is it sexist to say "scream like a girl"? Get over it. You women complaining about that are way more sexist to men than they are to you.