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By Yo mom - 27/12/2011 07:12 - United States

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

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By GoodDog - 09/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, I yelled at my dog for waking me up growling and barking out the window. He was doing it at the person stealing my car. FML

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By Raven - 31/12/2016 17:24 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 10:01 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, the neighbor's dog has been barking for over 5 hours. It is barking directly at my window. FML

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By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

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By rimjob - 20/02/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, my dog barked for 30 minutes with me yelling for him to shut up. Guess that's how long it takes someone to steal the rims from my truck. Good dog. FML

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By gothchick201013 - 09/09/2016 18:43 - United States - Dayton

Today, my dog kept barking at the door, and I jokingly shouted, "Language!" My mom heard and grounded me for yelling at the dog. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By Lentil - 31/01/2012 13:13 - Australia

Today, I went over to my neighbours' to politely complain about their dog, which had been barking non-stop for hours. This issue has been going on for months, and I finally decided today, of all days, was the day to resolve it. When I got there, they'd just got home from giving birth at the hospital. FML

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By woof? - 19/04/2015 17:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while studying for an exam, the neighbor's chihuahua started barking outside. After a few seconds, my mom yelled out for me to stop laughing. She honestly thought the barking was my laughter. FML

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dirtroadboy 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:46

jackass

kickazz16 15

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:47

Think before you speak.

Comments

cocodecoeur 12

Tuesday 27 December 2011 13:24

OP Why would you yell for 30 mins?~_~

ktl743 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 16:07

Because he's a jackass

xMaster_taterx 3

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:04

good job on an epic fail :o

FMLsOhilarious 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:31

That is just sad...you don't know the sound of your own dog barking?

Zareen 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:32

Dumbass...idiot...think before u say anything!!

jDCrackpot 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:45

You possess some commendable politeness, OP...

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:11

Dam dog! Gets you in trouble! Seriously though, the dog was most likely bored and needed a walk/run.

tayza249 20

Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:19

Shit, poor guy! For half an hour he had to put up with your dog's incessant barking as well as your misdirected screaming. YDI, and this should be his FML.