By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 02:39 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Weapon of tasty destruction

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noobpizza 1

Shit dude, those things are hella dangerous

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sarahbevan20 11

There is a recipe online made by terrorists that teaches you how to make a bomb out of an apple.... This is legit. Sorry, I'm sure youre innocent OP, but I'm sad to say that apple bombs are a thing.

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shellyzcat 3

That happened to me when I was ten, we were going to Hawaii, they said if I had "smuggled" it on the plane there would of been a 1500 fine and they made me cry.

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Cow305 4

Guard: What are you planning to do with this apple?!?! Me: eat it...

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oxygenius 14

Maybe they thought you stole Adam's Apple.

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blackonblight 32

I know someone tried to smuggle cocaine in pumpkins recently, but an apple is probably not big enough to hide anything in except maybe some micro sized tech or a single razor blade, and they'd be able to tell easily.

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LonelySkeptic 2

if you flew in to Cali with an apple you could bring bugs that would ruin the Californian crops.

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SirKingCharlie 8

They had to get to the 'core' of the issue

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