By Anonymous - 27/11/2013 02:39 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 959
You deserved it 4 784

Same thing different taste

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RedPillSucks 31

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Don't you watch the border show on TV? It tells you what you can and can't take across the border and an apple is not allowed. Sorry OP but you deserved this.

Thank god you didn't have a Samsung, that would have been worse!

Ghostreconss 4

I guess you could say it was a bomb apple.

The security had probably seen Death Note just recently. Ryuk, is that you? ;)

Or maybe theyre Samsung-supporters? ;-)

Let me guess... Snow White owns the airport ;)!

So you tried to pass the impassable? ...No? Okay. *slinks back into corner*

When I was a kid there were horror stories about people hiding razor blades in apples and giving them out on Halloween. Of course, unless it's a candied apple that's one of the lamest things to get while trick-or-treating.