Love: Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural...

By alone - 23/09/2011 11:04 - China

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

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By stuck - 19/09/2011 19:31 - United States

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

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emleahlie 0

Friday 23 September 2011 15:15

Leave him and tell his ass to get a job.

perdix 29

Friday 23 September 2011 15:24

Are you sure you didn't catch his long-lost twin brother, the one with the terrible accent?

Comments

phil68w 5

Friday 23 September 2011 19:52

Drop the zero get with a hero!

cocoj94 4

Friday 23 September 2011 20:21

You should obviously dump his unemployed ass and get someone worthwile

Sincityking22 0

Friday 23 September 2011 20:23

Where you live you can come.cuddle w/ me on the couch

savmut 8

Friday 23 September 2011 20:52

Lmao. Wtf is wrong with him

asktherunes 4

Friday 23 September 2011 21:54

Why do sooooo many women get up and go to work & leave an unemployed boyfriend sitting on his ass doing nothing. My guess is this loser lets u come home after work & feed him, clean house do laundry. WTF it's a lot cheaper to live alone & do all the work. Spend your money going out, movies, dinner, hobby. Why are u paying for him to be with you. Is he your *****, if u have to pay, spread the money around & have fun

flashback.miss 28

Friday 23 September 2011 21:56

the song "it wasnt me' by shaggy seem to go well here, in my opinion. seriously. dump him and move on. 'You're dreaming...' lol seriously? come on!

ArielTheMermaid 17

Friday 23 September 2011 22:18

At least now you're free to look for guys that aren't losers. :)

cuddlebunny3548 11

Friday 23 September 2011 22:19

Good for you :) your not stupid like all these other fml-ers out there :P

mama8809 0

Friday 23 September 2011 22:25

What the **** that's bull shit what a loser

herpitydurteedur 0

Friday 23 September 2011 23:07

Say, "well if it's just a dream then I can surely do this with no consequences" as you brutally slaughter the two of them. Just e sure to knock her out, tie him up, and pull a Dexter before you start. Don't want any stray drops of blood hanging around >:3 also, make sure that you don't make a huge ordeal that neighbors and such would hear.