By alone - 23/09/2011 11:04 - China

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML
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perdix 29

Are you sure you didn't catch his long-lost twin brother, the one with the terrible accent?

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theghost1309 11

Lol if that isn't one of the dumbest excuses I've ever heard of. Funny how guys like this make it that much harder for all the good guys out there.

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frackhappens 3

Am I the only one who thinks she should've just joined in and had some cum, I mean fun? Lol jk fyl.

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getsmart123 4

You were daydreaming please cone back to me

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KnucklesDeep 5

Your ex is obviously not blessed with brains because trying to convince you you're dreaming is about as dumb as an excuse can get. It boggles the mind that people genuinely think stupid shit like this works.

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ukrage 1

Unemployed in a communist country with a booming economy lol he's probably the biggest deadbeat in china

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VenuzzRenee 4

Ahaa! It was ALL a dream. You didn't see anything. Was he trying to brainwash you or something. xD

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Myzombiewantsbri 0

awh that sucks ... just get an assassin to kill him :D

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nerdface89 2

Id suggest watching sliding doors and realising being sent home was the best thing that could have happened to you

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Missy2612 11

Wwooww.... Kick his pathetic ass to the curb! Make him jobless and homeless.

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