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By wowzers0889 - 28/04/2012 21:21 - United States - New York

Today, I was sent to a customer's house to switch out a washing machine. My boss had assured me that everything I'd need was already in the truck. Halfway there, I ran out of gas and I realized I didn't have the gas card. My boss says it's my fault. FML

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By thatshelpful - 02/07/2015 04:16 - United States - Council Bluffs

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2024 15:00 - United States

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 14:03 - United States

Today, because of the gas crisis in my state, we had to stop taking delivers at the pizza place I work at. Someone asked if we could walk it to them. My manager agreed. FML

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SarcasticGuy 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:27

You cant read a gas gauge? YDI.

21jason 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:16

Sell the washing machine for gas money

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Driveshaft 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:31

Always double check. CYA. YDI

ocie14 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:32

I mean if you could see that the gas was on low, why wouldn't you refill it? Kind of your fault, but that's still douchey of your boss.

Angelrose2004 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:59

I don't know why, but the word "douchey" makes me laugh.

groupleader 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:54

The customer is always right. Customer needs to post this as an fml. Today I was supposed to have a washing machine delivered, but the dumbass delivering it ran out of gas and tried to convince me that it was his boss' fault.

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 9:10

Awesome

SwtCherryPie 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:57

How long have you been driving? The gas guage is nearly one of the first things I check before I leave to go anywhere. Your boss said he had everything you needed in the truck... implying the tools to do the job... not implying in anyway that the truck itself had been refueled. YDI for not being more aware.

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:02

This is why I always like to do things for myself.

kraz8 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:02

What a moron, your boss is right. Drivers are always responsible to check the safety and fluid levels of their vehicles BEFORE they drive them, everyday. If your too stupid to look at a gas gauge, you should work where the register has pictures of the food items on the keys...

jayisacooter 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:04

Check the fuel gauge idiot. YDI

muFilter 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:31

Totally. The fuel gauge idiot probably has your gas card as well as most of the gas your boss originally put in the truck. Those fuel gauge idiots are a nefarious bunch who will take you down any chance they get. I know it's wrong to generalize, but I ******* hate those guys.

idoam 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:49

That comment was DocBastard worthy. Perhaps even better than some of what he's posted.

muFilter 19

Monday 30 April 2012 7:12

Aw, I'm truly flattered, idoam, but as the saying goes: You throw enough somethings at whatever and a few of them are bound to stick. Obviously I don't know the saying, but I'm willing to bet DocBastard does, and that pretty much says it all. Thanks, though.